If you're looking for a budget-friendly hotel with all the charm of a quirky old movie set, this place might just be your dream come true. Let me start by saying, it's not exactly the Ritz, but if the price is right and you just need a bed to crash in, it could be your best bet.
First off, it seems to double as a weekly rental spot where some folks have set up camp long-term. The TV was more of a decorative piece—didn't work, but hey, who needs TV when you have puddles from a leaky mini fridge to keep you entertained? The toilet had a personality of its own, wobbling like it was auditioning for a dance show (not just the seat, the whole throne).
Showering here is an adventure, like solving a complex puzzle. The fixtures were so loose, setting the temperature was a game of "guess and get scalded or frozen." Towels with mysterious blue stains added a touch of avant-garde art to the experience.
And then there's the pool. It's there, alright, but it looks like it's been retired from service for a while. Condemned might be a harsh word, but let's just say I wouldn't dive in anytime soon.
One of the amenities listed was a Casino, Nothing says high-stakes like spinning the reels while waiting for my waffles to toast. By "casino" they mean two lonely slot machines in the breakfast area.
In summary, this place is a bit of a dump compared to other hotels, but if you need a cheap bed and enjoy a touch of adventure in your stay, it might be just what you're looking for!