For all that is good an holy, do not stay here on a weekend. AGAIN: DO NOT STAY HERE, PLENTY OF OTHER OPTIONS IN TOWN!
It doesn't matter how nice the hotel is or how good the location. You pay a premium for that anyways.
In the elevator, there is a sign that says "please be quiet after 11 PM" - which is super!
But then, the hotel bar/restaurant will have a DJ blasting music in their venue until 1 AM - and they know about it! So forget sleeping. At time the staff on duty can't do anything. They offered to stick in into a sub-basement room with a tiny window under ceiling in the corner (yes, you read that right), at the end of the hotel - where you could still hear the music. Obviously also not where I wanted to be.
Hotels.com was of no help either.
AGAIN, DO NOT STAY HERE!