Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield puts you within a 10-minute drive of Thames River and Cliveden House. Guests can indulge in Thai massages, and English Restaurant, one of 2 restaurants, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Other highlights at this luxurious hotel include 3 bars/lounges, an outdoor pool and a terrace. Fellow travellers say great things about the helpful staff.
Languages
English, German, Italian, Polish, Romanian
At a glance
Hotel size
48 rooms
Arriving/Leaving
Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age – 18
Check-out time is 11 AM
Contactless check-out
Late check-out subject to availability
Special check-in instructions
The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
Required at check-in
Debit card required for incidental charges
Government-issued photo ID may be required
Minimum guest age is 18
Minimum check-in age is 18
Children
No cots (infant beds)
Pets
Pets not allowed
Internet
Free WiFi in public areas
Free Wi-Fi in rooms (speed: 25+ Mbps)
Parking
Free on-site self-parking
Free off-site parking within 33 ft
Other information
Smoke-free property
Caters to adults only
Property amenities
Food and drink
Cooked-to-order breakfast (surcharge) 7:00 AM–10:00 AM on weekdays and 7:30 AM–10:30 AM on weekends
2 restaurants
3 bars/lounges
Room service (limited hours)
Working away
2 meeting rooms
Services
Front desk (limited hours)
Luggage storage
Wedding services
Multilingual staff
Romance packages
Facilities
Terrace
An outdoor pool
Spa services
Reception hall
Outdoor furniture
Room amenities
Be entertained
Flat-screen television
Home comfort
Air conditioning (climate-controlled) and heating
Bathrobes
Iron/ironing board
What to enjoy
Individually furnished and decorated
Freshen up
Free toiletries
Hairdryer
Towels
Stay connected
Complimentary wireless Internet access (speed of 25+ Mbps)
Phone
Food and drink
Free bottled water
More
Daily housekeeping
Special features
Spa
Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the on-site spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.
Dining
English Restaurant – This restaurant specialises in British cuisine and serves breakfast, lunch and dinner. Guests can enjoy drinks at the bar. Reservations are required.
Thai Restaurant – This restaurant specialises in Thai cuisine and serves lunch and dinner. Reservations are required. Open daily.
Bar – This cocktail bar specialises in British cuisine and only serves light fare. Open daily.
Moroccan Lounge – This lobby lounge specialises in British cuisine and only serves light fare. Open daily.
Fees & policies
Refundable deposits
Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay
Optional extras
Cooked-to-order breakfast is offered for an extra charge of approximately GBP 3 to 20 per person
Late check-out can be arranged for an extra charge (subject to availability)
Policies
This property does not have lifts.
Guests can rest easy knowing that there's a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit on-site.
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation.
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards. Cash is not accepted.
Also known as
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield
Frequently asked questions
Is there a pool at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Yes, there's an outdoor pool.
Are pets allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Sorry, pets aren't allowed.
Is parking offered on site at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Yes, there's free self parking.
What are the check-in and check-out times at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 11:00 PM. Check-out time is 11 AM. Late check-out is available for a charge (subject to availability). Contactless check-out is available.
What is there to do at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield and nearby?
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has 3 bars and an outdoor pool, as well as spa services.
Are there restaurants at or near Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Yes, there are 2 on-site restaurants, featuring British cuisine.
What's the area around Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield like?
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is located a short 19-minute walk from Holloway Park.
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews
Reviews
8.0
Very good
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8.6/10
Cleanliness
8.6/10
Staff & service
8.4/10
Amenities
8.2/10
Property conditions & facilities
8.2/10
Eco-friendliness
Reviews
8/10 Very good
2 Feb 2025
Great mix of styles.
Quirky hotel with lots of appeal, eclectic mix of styles which definitely works. Loved the tented area with lots of seating & heaters, great Moroccan feel. We are in the Thai restaurant & the food was delicious with great service.
Our room was very dusty and dark & the lights seem to be all or nothing but we loved our stay & would love to stay again.
John
John, 1-night trip
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6/10 Good
1 Feb 2025
Peter
Peter, 1-night trip
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2/10 Poor
28 Jan 2025
Avoid certain rooms
Snug room 15 is not a room for two people, it barely fits one so to avoid the nightmare we suffered. The bed is well into a sloped eave space making a proportion of the double bed unusable. Along with the decor the room is more like a coffin. Please ensure this room is not allocated to you!
We sent an email to Mark G @Crazy Bear but have not had a reply 2 days later, so now question their customer service credentials.
Peter
Peter, 1-night trip
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2/10 Poor
27 Jan 2025
Don’t bother
Wasn’t anything special, the room was particularly dated. Don’t think I got my moneys worth, it felt dirty. The rooms were extremely dark, but also dusty. Wouldn’t come back and wouldn’t recommend
Gabriella
Gabriella, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional
27 Jan 2025
A great visit
A very enjoyable time. The hotel and bedroom was very comfortable - and interesting! We were made very welcome and everything during our stay went as it should.
The Thai meal was extremely good too.
Stephen
Stephen, 1-night trip
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8/10 Very good
27 Jan 2025
Room was clean and prepared for us. Much smaller than it looks in the photos on the website. Comfy bed. Really nice vibe in the bar.
Unfortunately we didn’t know that the pool and jacuzzi area wasn’t open and that was something we were really looking forward to. I think if I’d have known I may have booked somewhere else. So disappointing.
Sara
Sara, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional
24 Jan 2025
Quirky hotel
Wonderful experience, lovely staff.
Donald
Donald, 2-night trip
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4/10 Fair
20 Jan 2025
Room felt very dirty and dungey
Verified traveller
1-night trip
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6/10 Good
17 Jan 2025
Scott
Scott, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional
12 Jan 2025
Thomas
Thomas, 1-night trip
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6/10 Good
11 Jan 2025
Sabrina
Sabrina, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional
9 Jan 2025
Very pleasant
Nicely decorated, clean and comfortable. Will definitely return again
Vitor
Vitor, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional
7 Jan 2025
David
David, 1-night trip
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6/10 Good
6 Jan 2025
Lauren
Lauren, 1-night trip
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4/10 Fair
28 Dec 2024
Poor and not worth it.
Expensive but poor room, so small and without basic sensible amenities like a side table. No space despite upgrading to Boujee room.
Simon
Simon, 1-night trip
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6/10 Good
23 Dec 2024
Fadi
Fadi, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional
22 Dec 2024
Mark
Mark, 1-night business trip
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8/10 Very good
13 Dec 2024
Shower heads clogged with limescale, and water pressure too low to use the rain shower head.
Mark
Mark, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional
9 Dec 2024
Liza
Liza, 1-night trip
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8/10 Very good
8 Dec 2024
Paul
Paul, 1-night trip
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6/10 Good
5 Dec 2024
Good
We had a good stay dinner was lovely and the girls on reception (evening) Wednesday 4th were impeccable and very helpful.
We had an issue with he bath on our first room and we let them know and within minutes we were moved to a like for like room overall customer service was really good
Renaldo
Renaldo, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional
29 Nov 2024
Layla
Layla, 1-night trip
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10/10 Exceptional
25 Nov 2024
Firas
Firas, 1-night trip
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6/10 Good
21 Nov 2024
Gordon Ramsay of hotels needs to sort this.
A lot of hype from the Las Vegas type flair. Front desk staff was decent, on par. Yet, for all that money, absolutely no value for what you pay. So much potential, but this place needs a Gordon Ramsay make over.