Our stay -
We advised them what time we would arrive; no body there to greet us. The owner's Mom was very kind, helped check us in, but clearly this isn't her job.
The room. Dirty. The door to the bathroom is filthy. There are several LARGE scent diffusers, which I didn't think much of. As the smell was overwhelming, I moved it to the hall. When we came back, we knew why they had them all over the place. It smells horrible. The bathrooms are nice. They money on that. The bed's mattress is ludicrously bad; trampoline from the 1980's bad. The linens were not much better.
View from the room? Unkept backyard with storage shed overflowing with junk. So romantic.
The restaurant? Not open the nights we were going to be there (Mon/Tues).
The breakfast? In the restaurant. A cold muffin with a piece of raspberry on top and a bowl of fruit. No exaggeration.
No TVs in the bedrooms, which is fine, but the WIFI? signal so weak, couldn't hold connection.
Noise level? We were the only guests, but the rooms are below the owner's living quarters.
All of this added up to our desire to leave that night at around 11pm. When I told the owner of our plans and what I thought, I was told I was overreacting and that 'a little noise at 11pm isn't like it's 2am'.
Website says it has a shuttle to town for $10 euro. They do not. No yoga, no picnics. Recommended a restaurant, but didn't make a res.
Just start to finish bad.